krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"
Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

ceesquatch:

this is actually what texas sounds like

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX

bakasuke-prince:

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